An Abundance of Caution

In these uncertain times, nothing is more imporden than CAUTION and SAFETY. BADITUDE urges you to STAY SAFE at all times.

Please follows the guidelines and practice SELF-CARE when you take a PERSONAL DAY off from your job in HEALTHCARE or SOCIAL WORK. Share some CBD treats with your fur baby and then RAISE AWARENESS about RIGHTS at the protest this weekend (you have LESS RIGHTS than an AR-15), and then celebrate at HAPPY HOUR with your COVEN and then wash down your ANTI-ANXIETY medication with a bottle of WINE and then before you pass out, spend some quality time scrolling endlessly through social media content on your ever-present SMART-PHONE.

You are special and beautiful and guys are a bunch of CREEPY JERKS because they don’t understand this.

#staysafe #livelaughlove #bekind #TopThat

LYRICS

Every time you leave your house
Or when you go to sleep at night
Everything is gonna kill you
You’d better be safe alright
Wear a mask, or maybe not
Trust the science, that shit is hot
You know they know what’s best for you
Do what democracy tells you to

Because it is out of an abundance of caution that you are displaying your BLM sign
Cuz hate has no home here
Your assuaging your own fear
Because it is out of an abundance of caution that you have no children but want one someday
Treat your dog like a child
Let your pibble run wild (tearing faces right off)

Even when you’re on your couch
You still need more security
Bad dudes on the Internet
Talkin’ ‘bout conspiracies
Climate change is going to kill you
We only have about 12 more years
Make sure you have plenty of wine
So you can drown all of your fears

Because it is out of an abundance of caution that you are still wearing a mask in the store
My mask will protect you
From the Chinese Bat Flu
Because it is out of an abundance of caution that you are a-driving an electric car
We’re all in this together
We’re fixing the weather (and taxing the poor)

Play it safe, Chip!

Talk to your doctor
You gotta double your SSRIs
Get the best birth control
Before you fuck all those random guys
Talk to your doctor
You have fibromyalgia
Nonstop chronic pain
And explosive diarrhea
Talk to your doctor
About your various nasty cysts
And all of those viruses
That you know really exist
Talk to your doctor
About your anxiety
And your constant depression
And your obesity (you fat bitch)

Because it is out of an abundance of caution that you are displaying your BLM sign
Cuz hate has no home here
Your assuaging your own fear
Because it is out of an abundance of caution that you have no children but want one someday
Treat your dog like a child
Let your pibble run wild

We’re BADITUDE!