Commie Crusher
Get this, bro: A bunch of dysgenic, degenerate losers made a global cult that they call “Communism”! It’s all about hating strength, success, masculinity, and freedom! And people are actually buying this shit! Can you believe it?!
Some backstory: So there’s this cabal of sclerotic child-molesters, right? It’s basically that “New World Order” thing (but not the cool version created by Hulk Hogan). Included are nerds like Bill Gates and fat, greasy bitches like György “George Soros” Schwartz. Oh yeah, don’t forget the CIA! So these NWO dipshits have their little “World Economic Forum” and other gay globalist things like that. And they start doing all these hoaxes, like the Global Warming hoax and the Chinese Bat AIDS virus hoax, in order to create widespread chaos and basically fuck EVERYTHING up for their own perverted reasons. Sounds pretty retarded, don’t it?
Well, all the psychological operations and brainwashing worked like a charm! Now we’ve got these dumbass Commie acolytes running around the big cities and the college campuses, making a mess. What a nuisance! They never shut the fuck up, they whine about really lame shit, they are physically repulsive, and it’s all so goddamn annoying.
TOP THAT!
LYRICS
Punch a commie in the gut
Shove a hammer up their butt
Grab a sickle, make a cut
Crush that Marxist like a nut
Kick a commie in the face
Blast ‘em in the eyes with mace
We will put you in your place
When we kick your balls into outer space
Commies try to tell me what it is that I must do
That is when I turn their skin from white to black and blue
Stupid fuckin’ commies never know just when to quit
BADITUDE will beat them down and make them eat our shit
Commie ideology tells me they are oppressed
BADITUDE don’t give a shit because we are the best
Slap a fuckin’ commie and pull them by the hair
Beat them with Das Kapital and throw them down the stairs
Punch a commie in the gut
Shove a hammer up their butt
Grab a sickle, make a cut
Crush that Marxist like a nut
Kick a commie in the face
Blast ‘em in the eyes with mace
We will put you in your place
When we kick your balls into outer space
Commies think they’re workers, but they are fake and gay
They fuck with Uncle Sam and now they’re gonna pay
We’re not gonna sit back and tolerate your cult
Behave just like a child and you’ll bleed like an adult
Punches, kicks and elbow strikes delivered like a pro
A well-placed Tiger Uppercut is quite the heavy blow
We’ll shoot you in the head and arm so that the world can see
When you fuck with BADITUDE, we’re gonna make you bleed
(Some of you BADITUDE super fans might be thinking “hey! This song sounds familiar!” Well, you are correct. We just updated an old song to reflect our new post-2012 outdated attitudes. You’re welcome.)
