Everyone’s a nerd in CyberWorld
Many years ago, before CyberDyne Systems initiated the Skynet A.I. network, BADITUDE’s Chip Dunkirk had a chilling premonition of the dystopian future while hitting some serious numbers on the high bar squat…
“CYBERWORLD2K!” he shouted, as he wrote this cryptic phrase on a nearby whiteboard. Years passed, but the vision of this mysterious “CyberWorld2K” remained. What does it all mean?
The truth has now become apparent! We cracked the code and we figured it out! CYBERWORLD2K. It means we’re lats deep in a digital techno-world ruled by our enemies: NERDS. Remember those pathetic losers you went to high school with? Those little dorks that you called “faggots” and shoved into lockers? Well, they took over the fuckin’ world, man. If you were wondering why everything SUCKS, now you know why. I mean, just look at their leader, Bill Gates. He is the ultimate fuckface. And these nerds are the disgusting little pieces of shit that call all the shots in CyberWorld2K.
You have been warned! Free yourself from the prison of CyberWorld2K before it’s too late! Join the Resistance by signing up at your local gym!
TOP THAT
One floppy disk featuring the Dark Cypher Remix of “CyberWorld2K” has been produced. The disk does NOT contain encrypted military secrets, so the passcode written on the back of the disk would NOT grant you access to any documents that may or may not be embedded within the audio file. If anyone appears to “glow” while you are driving, you just run them over.