CyberWorld2K
Many years ago, before CyberDyne Systems initiated the Skynet A.I. network, BADITUDE’s Chip Dunkirk had a chilling premonition of the dystopian future while hitting some serious numbers on the high bar squat…
“CYBERWORLD2K!” he shouted, as he wrote this cryptic phrase on a nearby whiteboard. Years passed, but the vision of this mysterious “CyberWorld2K” remained. What does it all mean?
The truth has now become apparent! We cracked the code and we figured it out! CYBERWORLD2K. It means we’re lats deep in a digital techno-world ruled by our enemies: NERDS. Remember those pathetic losers you went to high school with? Those little dorks that you called “faggots” and shoved into lockers? Well, they took over the fuckin’ world, man. If you were wondering why everything SUCKS, now you know why. I mean, just look at their leader, Bill Gates. He is the ultimate fuckface. And these nerds are the disgusting little pieces of shit that call all the shots in CyberWorld2K.
You have been warned! Free yourself from the prison of CyberWorld2K before it’s too late! Join the Resistance by signing up at your local gym!
TOP THAT.
This is a floppy disk featuring the Dark Cypher Remix of “CyberWorld2K”. Only one has been produced. The disk does NOT contain encrypted military secrets, so the passcode written on the back of the disk would NOT grant you access to any documents that may or may not be embedded within the audio file. If anyone appears to “glow” while you are driving, you just run them over.
LYRICS
It’s CyberWorld2K
Haven’t you heard?
Everyone has computors
Everyone’s a fucking nerd
It’s CyberWorld2K
The future is now
Technology everywhere
It’s the new sacred cow
New millennium has unfurled
We are living in the CyberWorld
Shoot your parents in the CyberWorld
They took away your phone in CyberWorld
It’s cold and digital in CyberWorld
Life’s a fucking turd in CyberWorld
Everyone’s a nerd in CyberWorld
I want to kill everyone in CyberWorld
It’s CyberWorld2K
Everyone communicates
Across the void ‘lectronically
Looking for the hottest dates
It’s CyberWorld2K
There’s no hope for dudes
It’s time to go your own way
Basement fortress solitude
New millennium has unfurled
We are living in the CyberWorld
Shoot your parents in the CyberWorld
They took away your phone in CyberWorld
It’s cold and digital in CyberWorld
Life’s a fucking turd in CyberWorld
Everyone’s a nerd in CyberWorld
I want to kill everyone in CyberWorld
It’s CyberWorld2K
No room for your dissent
Thinking has become a crime
Technocratic government
It’s CyberWorld2K
Spies inside your home
Smart refrigerator in
your futuristic technodrome
It’s CyberWorld2K
Addicted to your screen
Growing fatter everyday
Waiting for the next vaccine
It’s CyberWorld2K
Testosterone is banned
Nerds have all the power now
Your demise is planned
Total censorship has unfurled
You’re are prisoner in CyberWorld
No more privacy in CyberWorld
They closed your bank account in CyberWorld
It’s cold and digital in CyberWorld
Life’s a fucking turd in CyberWorld
Everyone’s a nerd in CyberWorld
I want to kill everyone in CyberWorld
