In These Uncertain Times
In these uncertain times, you may have noticed that things are uncertain, and the times are also trying and difficult. In addition, the uncertain times are confusing. But Starbucks and Nike and Microsoft are here for you, and in it together. Hashtag.
Dudes, you notice how the things that make you weak and estrogenated are more copious and inescapable than ever? Do you realize that this drooling retard consumer Hell we’ve descended into is actively trying to DESTROY YOU? Sugar, vegetable oil, plastics, chemicals, opioids, cannabis, beer, glowing screens large and small! Added to that is a bizarre virus hoax that seeks to cripple your very psyche and reduce you to a suicidal shell of your former glory. That’s the Modern Society that you exist within. If you did all the things that “society” recommends, you’d be fat, stupid and DEAD. Well, most people are at least two of these things. Bro, you should be none of these things.
BADITUDE sez: Do the opposite of all the things that shrieking bitches tell you to do. Be a ripped, testosterone-fueled hunk. Seize the day and kick some ass.
LYRICS
I heard it on the news
and on the radio –
Here’s some information that you really oughta fuckin’ know!
You’d better be ascared
You’d better be afeared –
Lock yourself inside your house and grow a fat, disgusting beard!
If you’re feeling blue – well, the joke’s on you
In these uncertain times
In this current year
You’re a little piece of trash
In this game of fear
Disaster looms ahead
Mom will tell you when
You’re allowed to leave your house
Because it’s safe again!
Shit is going south
It’s gonna be bad –
Rage against climate change cuz it’s the newest fuckin’ fad!
You’re gonna fuckin’ burn
You’re gonna fuckin’ die –
Living is too dangerous now so kiss your sorry ass goodbye!
If you’re feeling bad – well mister, you’ve been had!
In these uncertain times
In this current year
You’re a stupid fuckin’ pawn
In this game of fear
Disaster looms ahead
News will tell you when
It’s time to grab your ankles
Cuz here it comes again!
There’s one thing that is certain – these times, they are uncertain
You’re gonna be a-hurtin’ – your blood will be a-spurtin’
In these uncertain times
In this current year
You’re a schizophrenic bitch
In this game of fear
The future is unknown
But the end is clear
BADITUDE will kick your ass
Because you’re a fuckin’ piece of shit!
In these uncertain times
In these confusing times
In these uncertain times
In these difficult times
In these uncertain times
In these trying times
In these uncertain times
IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES
