WE TRIED TO WARN YOU
Way back in 2005, when BADITUDE was kicking things up to 12th gear and we began cranking out the hottest hits on Myspace.com, we released an E.P. called Baltimora VS Rockwell…
Included on this fun little E.P. was a militant industrial jam called “NERD GERMS”, and it was the Instrumental Dub Mix…
We have always known that nerds are covered with germs and are contagious and turn other people into nerds. Symptoms include:
- Gross beards
- Muscle weakness
- Profuse sweating for no reason
- Stunted / under-developed mental functions
WELL mister, it seems as though this plague of NERD GERMS has absolutely devastated the population over the past decade! Too many people have become weak, worthless, flabby, and pathetic… NERDS!! And this dangerous lowering of strength and power has increased their susceptibility of contracting mild respiratory viruses and colds!
So what we have here, in Current Year, is a situation where the majority of the population are fat nerds with shitty immune systems. Go figure! Sitting in front of a computer all day, eating processed “food” made from vegetable oils and sugars, drinking “energy drinks”, getting no exercise… this leads to major health problems? WHAT?! Goddammit.
Lo and behold: A mild flu-like virus called “Sars-Cov-2” a.k.a. Chinese Bat AIDS appears and gives a bunch of nerds a mild flu! It’s fuckin’ NERD GERMS!
We here at BADITUDE have this to say: The Chinese Bat AIDS hysteria hoax is GAY. This fake pandemic bullshit is a scheme cooked up by NERDS to attack the things that are most important to real musclebound men like the rude dudes in BADITUDE. To put it quite simply, the nerds have been trying to close the gyms.
THEY TRY TO CLOSE THE GYMS!
NOBODY CLOSES A GYM IN MY TOWN.
They shut down CONCERTS, so BADITUDE can’t perform in a town near you.
They shut down DANCE CLUBS, so you can’t hang out with your bros and dance with hot chicks to the tune of BADITUDE.
The NERDS are recreating society in their own disgusting image: Completely digital. Staying at home. Hiding in a basement. Ordering shitty junk food (probably vegan), delivered to their door by some stoner retard. And all the while punishing the hunks and the mesomorphs, of whom the nerds are extremely envious. In fact, these fat disgusting NERDS are pushing for a complete social/economic transformation in the form of some kinda new Communism that seeks to consolidate all power into their greasy hands… but that’s a whole other story, and one for another day. (hint: BILL GATES)
Anyways, these stupid nerds think they can close our gyms! This is WAR, my dudes. This is a direct attack against the healthy, muscular bros of the world. The flabby and the effeminate HATE us and are attempting to genocide us! There is one course of action and we must push forward at FULL FORCE, growing stronger and stronger, reigniting the age-old war between jocks and nerds! The NERD HORDES have grown large and threaten the entire planet. Only the JOCKS can face up to it and fight! We hate this faggot stuff! WHO’S WITH US?