Revenge of The Jocks

Hey NERDS: You’re time is up and we are here to delete you.

We have grown TIRED of your low-test beta bullshit. Your infectious nerd germs have spread through the series of tubes that you use to live your pathetic little mere lives. These mere lives are used to play childish video games, buy childish toys and diversions, consume estrogenic garbage, and take psych drugs / shoot up schools.

You NERDS are disgusting little pieces of shit! You don’t even lift weights, which is seriously retarded.

We JOCKS, the rightful rulers of the Earth, hereby declare our intention to rid the world of all NERDS and to set things straight once again. Strong men of power shall hurl the bloated corpses of every stupid fuckin’ NERD into the oceans and the seas. Jocks shall once again ASSUME THE CONTROLS. The madness ENDS NOW. Death to the nerds. TOP THAT!

LYRICS

Okay bros! Let’s go!

Haven’t you heard? (Haven’t you heard?)
The jocks are back – we’re gonna smash some nerds
We slam a can of Bang, and then we hit the gym
They call us jocks because we play to win
You’re jealous of our body hair
The girls walk by and we don’t even care
It won’t be long, because we rock
The time has come for revenge of the jocks

So go ahead, put us down
One of these days we’re gonna turn it around

Yeah!
That’s right!
Hey nerds!
Let’s fight!

Yo!
Let’s roll!
All nerds!
Must go!

If we call you a dork, a spaz or a geek
Sit the fuck down – You’re pathetic and weak
Beautiful people, haven’t you heard?
The jocks are back, we’re gonna kill the nerds
You know we’re good looking, but here’s the surprise (gasp)
Nerds are fuckin’ lame and they all must die
It won’t be long, because we rock
The time has come for revenge of the jocks

So go ahead, put us down
One of these days we’re gonna turn it around

Yeah!
That’s right!
Hey nerds!
Let’s fight!

Yo!
Let’s roll!
All nerds!
Must go!