Steroid Sandwich

The only thing that is just as important (if not MORE important) than WEIGHT-LIFTING is an awesome diet!

How the fuck do you think your muscles get fuel for lifting, you dumbass? FOOD. So what you need to do is eat clean and eat protein, if you know what I mean. I’m talkin’ BEEF, liver, bacon, fish, eggs, mushrooms, all prepared in butter.

Do NOT be like those disgusting obeseniks who eat fast food and tranny fats and sugar-frosted sugar. These fat “people” are genetic dead-ends who die when they contract a mild flu during the winter months. I mean, how pathetic is that, right? Weakness will not be tolerated.

In BADITUDE’s soon-to-be-released Cookbook 4 Strong Men, we have included a great recipe for our Steroid Sandwich! It’s a Chip Dunkirk favorite! Perfect for use at the gym if you need an extra boost of power. You might just hit a new PR during your 1RM.

TOP THAT.

LYRICS

Squatting late into the night
Ratcheting my belt on tight
Load the bar and watch it bend
Iron is my only friend
At the bottom hit a hitch
Get pinned like a little bitch
Make sure no one is around
Drop my ass down to the ground
How could I suffer this defeat
When I supplement and eat red meat?

Sometime, though, it just won’t do
So I order from a new menu

I need a steroid sandwich!
That’s a fuckin’ meal for me
Shooting ‘roids makes me be
The best me I can ever be
I need a steroid sandwich!
A protein shake on the side
A combo meal that can’t be beat
To make my muscles bonafide
I need a steroid sandwich!
Gonadotropin for my balls
The recipe to build me up
While I’m fallin’ through the walls
I need a steroid sandwich!
That’ll surely get me jacked
Feed my body at the gym
With a wholesome muscle snack

Heavy deadlift, set of 5
Makes my muscles feel alive
But sometimes my energy
Isn’t what it ought to be
I chalk my hands up, but my grip
Let’s the bar start to slip
I feel the rounding in my back
I should have had a different snack
I hit the locker room and see
In my duffel bag for me

Just the thing to do the trick
To give me gains that are fuckin’ sick

I need a steroid sandwich!
That’s a fuckin’ meal for me
Shooting gear makes me be
The best me I can ever be
I need a steroid sandwich!
A protein shake on the side
A combo meal that can’t be beat
To make my muscles bonafide
I need a steroid sandwich!
Growth hormone on top of that
To build my hungry muscles up
While shredding through my stubborn fat
I need a steroid sandwich!
That’s a truth I can’t deny
Where’s the beef? IT’S IN MY PANTS
Juice until the day I die!