Tear the Sleeves Off Your Shirt

There are things that you must do if you want to be a REAL MAN. Towards the top of this list is the fact that you simply must tear the sleeves off of your shirts.

There is no excuse to keep your biceps hidden from the world. You put a lot of time and effort into making them look awesome, so you had better put them on display. Therefore, sleeve coverage will not be tolerated.

Tear ’em off, bitch!

LYRICS

Aw shit, they’ve got to go
Those biceps must be free to grow
So tear the sleeves off of your shirt
And let those sweaty muscles show

Come on, dude – don’t be shy
Your biceps are not gonna die
So show the world your massive arms
Behold the terror in their eyes

Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now
Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now

You have got a lot to prove
Tear off those sleeves and make a move
I told you to, so do it now
Inside the gym it would behoove (you)

Let me see those giants guns
Cuz bicep workouts are so much fuckin’ fun
So rip the sleeves off of your shirt
And flex your pythons when you’re done

Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now
Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now

Don’t be such a fuckin’ bitch
I can see your biceps twitch
Inside those sleeves upon your arms
The time has come to make the switch

Listen to the words you’re told
I don’t care if your arms are cold
Grab those sleeves and tear them off
Your guns will shine like solid gold

Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now
Tear them off
Tear those sleeves off right now
Rip them off
Rip those sleeves off right now

Tear the sleeves off of your shirt
If you think you’re a real man