Testosterone

There is ONE primary reason why you’re a PUSSY…

Your TESTOSTERONE LEVELS are too low!

If you want to be a REAL MAN, then MAN UP and get them T-levels up where they need to be, A.S.A.P.

Then and only then will you finally stop being a LITTLE NERD BITCH.

TOP THAT!

LYRICS

Do you wanna be a man?
Well, BADITUDE has got a plan!
Tack on lots of muscle mass
To dominate and kick some ass!
Grow a set of giant nards,
A massive dick that’s nice and hard!
Coat yourself with body hair
And fuck shit up like you don’t care!

OH TESTOSTERONE!
Is how we get shit done
OH TESTOSTERONE!
Is how the war is won
OH TESTOSTERONE!
Will make you big and strong
OH TESTOSTERONE!
Will never do you wrong

Do you want some stronger bones,
A hot physique and muscle tone?
Power flowing through blood
Jacked up like a super stud!
Big and strong and in control,
Force your pole into that hole!
Cut out all the estrogen
And then become a mighty man!

OH TESTOSTERONE!
Is surging through your veins
OH TESTOSTERONE!
Increasing all your gains
OH TESTOSTERONE!
Throw a sucker punch
OH TESTOSTERONE!
Wake up after lunch

MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Get ripped, get jacked!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Road rage attack!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Big nards, big dick!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
More ass to kick!

MORE TESTOSTERONE!
More strength, more size!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Everybody dies!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Raw meat, no soy!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Assault, destroy!

MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Too legit to quit!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Don’t take no shit!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Shred your excess fat!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Top that! Top that!

MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Let the games begin!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
You’ll play to win!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
Masculinity!
MORE TESTOSTERONE!
The only way to be!