Trick Or Beat (Extended Halloween Rap Remix ’92)

The time-honoured act of Trick-or-Treating is serious business. You do NOT fuck around. Doing so will cause some real problems.

If you are an adult and a homeowner, you would be wise to obey the rules of the Candy Hierarchy. Know that treats such as Starburst fruit chews, Nestle Crunch bars, Kit Kat bars, and the greatest of them all – Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups – will give you a free pass from harm.

If you wanna be a fucking retard and hand out “healthy snacks” or small monetary units like pennies, then you shall FEEL THE WRATH of a Trick-or-Treater scorned. Your property, and your very life, will be destroyed. You deserve it, you piece of shit.

Please refer to the OFFICIAL HALLOWEEN SAFETY TIPS Webpage for more information.

LYRICS

Reese Cups, Nerds and Kit Kats
I love that shit – I wanna get that
Twix bars, Snickers, Nestle Crunch
Gimme that shit – I want a whole bunch

I don’t want raisins, coins or apples
I hate that shit – shove ’em up your asshole
Don’t give me any fuckin’ healthy food
Or I’ll egg the shit out of your house!

Trick or beat on the street
Give me something sweet to eat
Trick or beat – move your feet
I’m gonna fuckin’ kill you

Caramello and Baby Ruth
That’s the shit for my sweet tooth
Starburst, Sweet Tarts, 100 Grand
That’s the shit that I demand

I don’t want raisins, coins or apples
I hate that shit – shove ’em up your asshole
Don’t give me any fuckin’ healthy food
Or I’ll egg the shit out of your house!

Trick or beat on the street
Give me something sweet to eat
Trick or beat – move your feet
I’m gonna fuckin’ kill you

BOO!

[Freestyle Halloween rapping]