Were-Roids

A spooky story about the awesome side effects of using performance-enhancing drugs during a full moon on Halloween!

You got that DOG in you… let him out, bitch! TOP THAT!

LYRICS

The dark sky lit by a full moon
A transformation is coming soon
Some might say that it’s a curse
But being a NERD would be much worse
Muscle mass begins to build
Run away or you’ll get killed
Growth hormone will make me rage
Like a sasquatch in a cage
Increase in testosterone
Enhancing my muscle tone
Metamorphosis complete
Time to go and Trick Or Treat
This is not lycanthropy
No, it is Were-Roids that are juicing me
Hit the gym for a quick workout
Frightened people start to shout
Lift those weights and let out a howl
Absorb the sweat with a towel
I’ve got Were-Roids rushing through my veins
Until the full moon starts to wane