PARASITE-CONTROLLED ENTITIES

HOT NEW 12″ SINGLE: “PARASITE-CONTROLLED ENTITIES” A SCHIZO-PHONIC BLAST OF CLEANSING POWER THAT WILL LEAVE U FEELING FRESH. Do you realize that PARASITES control the behavior of most people? Do you REALLY now what’s going on with TOXOPLASMOSIS and the madness of cat people? Why is it that our pets regularly receive anti-parasitic treatments, and … Continue reading PARASITE-CONTROLLED ENTITIES

BAD-ASS HALLOWEEN PARTY!

It’s ROCKTOBER, and you know what THAT means… The HALLOWEEN PARTY is BACK! BADITUDE’s Chip “Slam” Dunkirk, in conjunction with “Touchdown” Troy Bennett of BADITUDE, present 2 U the BADITUDE Hallowe’en celebration masterpiece: “Chip Dunkirk’s BAD-ASS Halloween Party, featuring Troy Bennett of BADITUDE” (sponsored by Chip Dunkirk’s Fun-Time Pizza Palace)! Gather ‘round, fellow DUDES, and … Continue reading BAD-ASS HALLOWEEN PARTY!

Transition 2 Win

OFFICIAL opening ceremony theme song of the Olympic Games! Transition 2 Win by BADITUDE BADITUDE presents the OFFICIAL Olympic Games Opening Ceremony theme song! We honor the brave men who became women in order to DOMINATE in sporting competitions, set amazing new world records, and prove once and for all that DUDES RULE and front … Continue reading Transition 2 Win

Revenge of the Jocks

OK, BROS! LET’S GO! Revenge of the Jocks by BADITUDE The SCOURGE of the NERD needs to END. Everything is and will continue to be bullshit so long as nerds continue to exert undue influence upon society. You notice how we’re locked in an endless cycle of dumb shit and ADVANCEMENT seems to be an … Continue reading Revenge of the Jocks

New Album: MUSCLE MEMORY

The RUDE, CRUDE DUDES of BADITUDE present to you an assortment of CLASSIC gym jams! DAS RITE! MUSCLE MEMORY is now available at our BANDCAMP site, so go check it out!! This fuckin’ album is a 10-track retrospective of heart-pumping Motivational Muscle Music from the BADITUDE archives. Each jam has been injected with a double … Continue reading New Album: MUSCLE MEMORY

Testosterone

GET RIPPED! GET JACKED! There is ONE primary reason why you’re a PUSSY… Your TESTOSTERONE LEVELS are too low! Testosterone by BADITUDE Devastatingly low T-levels are the reason why SOFT BETA BITCH LOSERS are walkin’ around with masks over their ugly little faces and watching MARVEL COMIC-BOOK MOVIES with their fat-ass feminist girlfriends! If these … Continue reading Testosterone

CyBeRwOrLd2K

Everyone’s a nerd in CyberWorld CyberWorld2K by BADITUDE Many years ago, before CyberDyne Systems initiated the Skynet A.I. network, BADITUDE’s Chip Dunkirk had a chilling premonition of the dystopian future while hitting some serious numbers on the high bar squat… “CYBERWORLD2K!” he shouted, as he wrote this cryptic phrase on a nearby whiteboard. Years passed, … Continue reading CyBeRwOrLd2K