NEWZFLASH: INTERNET NERDS CONTINUE TO RUIN EVERYTHING
BADITUDE has been using the Bandcamp site for MANY years. I don’t feel like finding the actual start date, but I think we set up our account in maybe 2009. It was our go-to place to post our ELECTRONIC MUSCLE MUSIC 4 the masses, and maybe make a buck or two if we were LUCKY.
But in keeping with the STEADY DECLINE of all things Internet / commerce / expression, the gay retards at Bandcamp just decided to CENSOR two of our songs…
DAS RITE: “Transition 2 Win” and “Commie Crusher” have been BANISHED because of WRONGTHINK.
(The censorship of “Commie Crusher” is X-tra funny, because of the whole communist thing. Obviously, we were ON TO SOMETHING with that one.)
So here’s what’s going on these days, in case you lost track:
There are EASILY OFFENDABLE pieces of shit that spend too much time on the Internet and take it upon themselves to SNITCH on things they don’t personal like (in Soviet Russia, they might be called the Apparatchik). These pieces of SHIT are creatures like Parasite-Controlled Entities, ugly feminists, mentally-ill transvestites, pedophiles ‘drag queens’, caponized beta faggots, obese monstrosities, Ukrainian neo-nazis, drug-addled degenerates, bioleninist retards, and the USUAL cast of LOSERS that you are familiar with by now. They are the ones that REPORT the WrongThink that defies their Current Ideology; these BOZOS require vast amounts of censorship to stop all of the FUN and HUMOR that is had at their expense (because it is indeed FUN and FUNNY to mock these fucking losers).
BUT, as BADITUDE has said all along, these deranged nerds are amassing too much power in Cyberspace, resulting in the exact Orwellian scenario that you have seen unfolding before your very EYES. They WHINE and COMPLAIN loud enough and endlessly enough, and eventually get their way… and the BAD MEN with OFFENSIVE JOKES are officially censored. The Internet is made SAFE once again!
BADITUDE’s good friend ICE-T and the rest of BODY COUNT have a special message for the GAY NERDS that want to censor us.
ANYWAYZ, it is imporden to memember that these screeching CHURCH LADY bitches have always existed in different forms and they should always be ignored. The more insidious BULLSHIT lies in the realm of the platform itself… in this case, it is BANDCAMP. So Bandcamp gets some “reports” about BADITUDE’s EDGEY brand of Electronic Industrial Workout Music from the Parasite-Controlled Entities that always SNITCH on FUN. What does Bandcamp do? They kowtow to the GAY NERDS! Did BADITUDE receive any sort of heads-up about this snitching scenario or a more SPECIFIC assessment of our EVIL? NOPE. We were just asposed to follow the precious TERMS OF SERVICE which of course include the extremely generic blanket of WRONGTHINK that can be subjectively applied to almost anything that is deemed Ideologically Problematic.
Look at the shit they list as “violations” of their TOS:
unlawful, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, libelous, deceptive, fraudulent, invasive of another’s privacy, tortious, obscene, offensive, or profane
That could be almost ANYTHING. A dude can barely express any interesting or funny or satirical ideas within this framework of APPROVED LANGUAGE. Pretty much every BADITUDE song technically violates this insanely restrictive TOS nonsense… but of course, they make no room for HUMOR or SATIRE or anything of the sort. With these goddamn GAY NERDS, everything is real and literal and dangerous.
So just like that, two BADITUDE songs are suddenly censored for vague violations of the worst Terms of Service ever. And what is BADITUDE to do about this situation? Well of course you can’t actually call up a human and get answers; nor can you expect to email a human and get answers. We can’t even APPEAL this sudden ruling from above. Bandcamp just SHUT IT DOWN and that’s the end of that chapter. This bureaucratic nightmare is worse than a Department of Motor Vehicles! But that’s the PLAN, you see…
GUESS WHAT, motherfuckers!
This lame scenario just proves that our songs and our ideas have POWER. BADITUDE is successful with our offensive audio attacks and we are getting results! The sole purpose of this censorship is to stop our wit, our critique, and our humor that is aimed squarely at the oppressive forces of the SMOTHERING ESTROGENIC EGALITARIANS that seek to suffocate all MACHO CULTURE. The enemy is SCARED and is lashing out in increasingly desperate ways. Meanwhile, you can enjoy the CENSORED SONGS on our Soundcloud page for FREE (until we get banned from Soundcloud, that is).
In closing: FUCK BANDCAMP. We’ll find a different and better place to host our unlawful, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, libelous, deceptive, fraudulent, invasive of another’s privacy, tortious, obscene, offensive, and profane music.
ADDENDUM:
BANNED-Camp!
Less than one day later, those absolute faggots at Bandcamp deleted our account. THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD, remember that.
And as is to be expected, we received no notification from those gay nerds about what has transpired. What happens is, the trannies that work there GO ROGUE and just do whatever they want, and they cannot be contacted in any way. Kinda makes me wanna pay Bandcamp HQ a little visit, if ya know what I mean.
We were gonna ditch their SHIT SERVICE anyways, so at least now we can add BANNED-CAMP to our list of gay nerds that censored BADITUDE into oblivion. And this is literally the fault of transsexuals. If you mock transsexuals, they lose what little is left of their minds. The chaotic forces of wanton censorship and Marxist bullshit are led by transsexuals. DISGUSTING, I know!