Revenge of the Jocks

OK, BROS! LET’S GO! Revenge of the Jocks by BADITUDE The SCOURGE of the NERD needs to END. Everything is and will continue to be bullshit so long as nerds continue to exert undue influence upon society. You notice how we’re locked in an endless cycle of dumb shit and ADVANCEMENT seems to be an … Continue reading Revenge of the Jocks

New Album: MUSCLE MEMORY

The RUDE, CRUDE DUDES of BADITUDE present to you an assortment of CLASSIC gym jams! DAS RITE! MUSCLE MEMORY is now available at our BANDCAMP site, so go check it out!! This fuckin’ album is a 10-track retrospective of heart-pumping Motivational Muscle Music from the BADITUDE archives. Each jam has been injected with a double … Continue reading New Album: MUSCLE MEMORY

BADITUDE ON TWATTER

DAS RITE, we are using that dumb shit! SMASH THAT FOLLOW BUTTON. @CyberWorld2K It has come to our attention that many bodybuilding maniacs, fitness freaks, jocks, manlets of power, politically incorrect goofballs, bronze age retards, and other assorted alpha bros are up to no good on the Twatter, so we might as well join in … Continue reading BADITUDE ON TWATTER

CyBeRwOrLd2K

Everyone’s a nerd in CyberWorld CyberWorld2K by BADITUDE Many years ago, before CyberDyne Systems initiated the Skynet A.I. network, BADITUDE’s Chip Dunkirk had a chilling premonition of the dystopian future while hitting some serious numbers on the high bar squat… “CYBERWORLD2K!” he shouted, as he wrote this cryptic phrase on a nearby whiteboard. Years passed, … Continue reading CyBeRwOrLd2K

COMMIE CRUSHER

STORM THE GYMS! LIFT THE WEIGHTS! BADITUDE has had it up to HERE with ALL of the Commie bullshit! The planned societal collapse, disgusting nerds engineering a gay Orwellian nightmare world, actual retards running wild in the streets, the installation of Covid Communism, the direct attacks against testosterone. Enough is enough! HEAR OUR BATTLE CRY! … Continue reading COMMIE CRUSHER

NERD GERMS

WE TRIED TO WARN YOU Way back in 2005, when BADITUDE was kicking things up to 12th gear and we began cranking out the hottest hits on Myspace.com, we released an E.P. called Baltimora VS Rockwell… Included on this fun little E.P. was a militant industrial jam called “NERD GERMS”, and it was the Instrumental … Continue reading NERD GERMS